Vacuum Cleaners, Fruit And Other DIY Sex Toys Men Have Used

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Quick Take

not hanker ago, it was brought to my attention that Harriet Sugarcookie ( a blogger who besides posts videos of herself having sex with herself and other people ) conducted a survey ( NSFW ) about male sexual activity plaything consumption. We did something like when we asked readers about their masturbation habits, but Harriet ‘s view focused entirely on miniature use. She found that most men had n’t used any, but besides that 5 % had at some decimal point stuck their debris in a void clean, which is peer parts horrifying and incredible .
Harriet Sugarcookie

How many people took this survey ? Dunno, and I ‘m not going to spend besides much time worrying about her methodology here ( there has to be some hearty excerpt bias when you host a survey about masturbation habits on a pornography site ). But it did get me wondering what other harebrained ideas guys might have when it comes to creatively defiling ourselves .
As it rarely does, the internet did not disappoint. Across the r/sex subreddit, multiple threads have popped up asking for input signal on DIY sex toys. surprisingly, the submerge response comes from men, because obviously our own two hands are n’t good enough for some masturbatory gourmands out there .
These are some of the best :

People Like To Construct Things

Lilbunnyfoofoo :

Step1 : Take a roll of gutter wallpaper and remove the cardboard cut-in. This may take a little bit of wiggling as to not tear or remove excessively much of the weave that is attached to the roll .
step2 : unfurl a condom and put it where the cardboard roll used to be, then take the open goal and stretch it around the roll of toilet newspaper being careful not to tear it. The blackmail should clamp the toilet paper together forming a vertical slit that looks like a vagina .
step3 : lubricant up and insert .
protip : seat between couch cushions/couch, or the mattress/box jump for leverage .

Clandestinemeanderer :

Two kitchen sponges, latex paint baseball glove, and one of those tall coffee bean mugs, and some character of lubricant .

Itkovan :

Laid a minor towel out, put a disposable boxing glove in it. Rolled the baseball glove up in the towel, making indisputable it was stretched out and the hand part wrapped around the insertion goal so it stayed in set. Wrapped the thing lightly in condom bands and lubed it up .
I wish I could say it kicked ass .

MrPon :

Sandwich bag with a few squirts of lotion ( or lubricant of preference ) in between sofa cushions or your mattress/box jump

They say necessity is the mother of invention, but we all very know that it ‘s being incredibly hard up that gets the creative juices flowing.

Food Is Strangely Popular

SplitEnder :

I am not a man, but I heard people in my college would steal a banana from the dining hall, wrap it in duct magnetic tape and put it on the radiator/heater for an hour or indeed. then when the banana got all bathetic they would cut off one conclusion and have sex with it .

TorCan89 :

A warm cantaloupe

reyz :

In high educate we called this one guy ‘skippy ‘ because they found a excavate jar of peanut butter under his bed.
besides, I had a supporter who, whilst alone and lonely in the tropics, fucked the inside of a papaya peel off after eating most of the fruit. It felt pretty dependable. I mean he said it felt pretty beneficial .

What did that food always do to you ?

Some People Are Just Plain Weird

ToddPacker :

wooden spoon stuck into the chuck of a drill. When spin at moo speeds it made a steady fap-fap-fap feeling on the bottom of the unit .

waltronic :

I know this sounds eldritch but when I am rubbing my frank I sprinkle a short salt on there and it give a decent grit. not for everybody but I get turned on by it .

CHUCKIT222 :

Take 1 reciprocating see, attach a k’nex rod to it ( with duct record ) nowadays create a tube out of more rods. Insert penis. use rubber bands to create stringency. Attach end of knex rod to end of tube. Use another rubber band to hold down restrict, tightening it to go faster. Hands free orgasm after years of adolescent fustration !

dopafiend :

well, I ‘ve got this million candlepower foreground and sometime in my early teens I discovered that if I stuck it between my legs and pointed it at my bag it would warm it up like a heatlamp

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Drop This Fact

The world ‘s oldest sex play dates back 30,000 years and besides doubled as a tool for starting fires ( because back then, everything was DIY ) .

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