Take a breath, Jon ! Though we ca n’t blame him for hating the body comments, actresses have been on the receiving end of it for years. And now, we ‘re turning the tables .
Join us as we investigate the stories behind the celebrity men with large penises.
1. Orlando Bloom
recently, Bloom was vacationing in Italy with Katy Perry, and went completely nude while paddleboarding. The pictures leaked on-line, but a lot of people were calling attention to the apparition of his penis on his leg. We ‘re sure Perry is NOT disappoint .
2. Justin Bieber
We all remember PenisGate, right ? When pictures of Bieber on vacation found their way to the internet, and everyone freaked out at how the music ace was packing good inflame ? Let ‘s merely say, it ‘s more than a mouthful. And he ‘s surely made us beliebers .
3. Joe Manganiello
We know we have to take the “ Big Di*k Richie ” scenes in Magic Mike with a grain of salt, but that does n’t mean those scenes were extremely exaggerated, either. Joe Manganiello shows the quality ‘s nickname is based on some accuracy when his “ star ” appears as a silhouette behind a sieve a well as another setting involving a close-up and a pump, which is rumored to be a prosthetic. What does Joe say ? “ You know, I love the curiosity. I am reveling in the curio. ” Us, besides !
4. Mark Wahlberg
He teased us with a prosthetic in Boogie Nights, but Mark Wahlberg actually has nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to the penis department. We ‘ve seen his Calvin Klein underwear ads, and that ‘s not a windsock in there .
5. Michael Fassbender
When George Clooney comments on your penis size on stagecoach at the Golden Globes, you know you ‘ve got something especial. After Clooney won the award for Best Actor in a Drama over Fassbender ( who went nude for his role in Shame ), he joked that Michael could play golf with his hands behind his back.
tied Prometheus co-star Charlize Theron had a few words for Michael ‘s Fass-member, saying, “ Your penis was a revelation. I ‘m available to work with it anytime. ” so are we .
6. Tommy Lee
This is no secret, actually. When Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee ‘s sex record leaked in 1995, it became a major controversy and scandal among Hollywood. The then-married couple intelligibly had a bang-up sexual activity life, made apparent by Lee ‘s gigantic software .
many sources — hem, groupies ( deplorable, Bey ! ) — have revealed the Jigga valet has an above-average penis. One spilled, “ The biggest [ penis ] you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things ? The 20-ounce bottle. It ‘s beyond huge. It could block the sunlight. ” This gives “ big Pimpin ‘ “ a whole newfangled mean .
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8. Jon Hamm
It ‘s unfortunate for us, but Jon Hamm hates the talk surrounding the package in his pants. Reports have been surfacing that the Mad Men actor ‘s affinity for going commando became a trouble on set. He was reportedly asked to wear undergarments while filming. His response ? “ Most of it ‘s banteringly, ” he said. “ But it is a little ill-bred. ”
9. Jamie Foxx
possibly it should be FoXXX based on what he ‘s packing. If you ‘ve seen Django Unchained, you ‘ll know Foxx ‘s Django is unchained. ( Though, be prepared. This particular scene is a bit heavy, and not a sexy full-frontal shot in any way. )
10. The Game
How do we know The Game has a massive penis ? Oh, we do n’t know, credibly because he constantly posts pictures of his penis on-line. No, he ‘s not showing off his “ cosmetic towels. ” All we can say is, wow. Just … belly laugh .
11. David Beckham
Let ‘s just say, Victoria Beckham is one identical golden ( and satisfied ! ) wife. After all, we ‘ve all seen his H & M underwear ads. And whether it ‘s on a billboard in Times Square or not, we know David has quite the member .